because i’m poor (and often sexually frustrated) i have tended to use the gym saunas as my own mini-bathhouse. i’m certainly not the ONLY one doing this. after his mexcellence fell asleep on me, i tried the faultline, only to be rejected by a 5′ tall filipino guy who walked off when i said i … Continue reading
now i am officially a pervert. in the space of two days, i have stolen two latino guys’ underwear. perhaps i’ll start a collection. or ransom it to get my mojo back. after a frustrating weekend of no sex in LA, i texted His Mexcellence, even though i felt a weird vibe the last time … Continue reading
