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masturbatin' monday misadventures

how sad – no action today. too depressed, really. one guy on manhunt was supposed to email, but didn’t. and really, it’s cool. i thought about blogging some old sexual misadventures, but that’s better for flashback fridays. so, i’m gonna suck it up and jerk off to some more bondo gods porn. maybe hit the … Continue reading »

masturbatin’ monday misadventures

how sad – no action today. too depressed, really. one guy on manhunt was supposed to email, but didn’t. and really, it’s cool. i thought about blogging some old sexual misadventures, but that’s better for flashback fridays. so, i’m gonna suck it up and jerk off to some more bondo gods porn. maybe hit the … Continue reading »

i'm ready for my ass cheek close-up, mr. demille …

so, after an intense session, To Sir With Like and i lay there and he tells me he was once in a porn film. now, i want to see it (even though its with his ex – not sure i need to see all that) and i said, “i’m waiting for my parents to die … Continue reading »

i’m ready for my ass cheek close-up, mr. demille …

so, after an intense session, To Sir With Like and i lay there and he tells me he was once in a porn film. now, i want to see it (even though its with his ex – not sure i need to see all that) and i said, “i’m waiting for my parents to die … Continue reading »

taking the wind out of mr. chicago's sails

just when i thought vanessa (the alien staph infection currently colonizing my chin) had decided to pack up and race home to Staph Mountain, she stuck around. i had to meet mr. chicago and tell him while we could still play, there would be no kissing. my current goal on the planet is to prevent … Continue reading »

taking the wind out of mr. chicago’s sails

just when i thought vanessa (the alien staph infection currently colonizing my chin) had decided to pack up and race home to Staph Mountain, she stuck around. i had to meet mr. chicago and tell him while we could still play, there would be no kissing. my current goal on the planet is to prevent … Continue reading »

chicken of the sea

i chickened out. i was all set to go to this hotel sex party at noon. i’d rsvp’d, i had vanessa down to a manageable scab (having staph on your chin is really the 3rd worst place to have it, if you want to have sex) and i showered. but in waiting to call the … Continue reading »

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