there are a lot of things you don’t want to hear during anonymous sex. “dad! You’re a bottom?” or “my staph sore is oozing!” are a few of them. so is “you don’t remember me, do you?” honestly. who says that? when is that appropriate? not while your huge cock is in my mouth while … Continue reading
going to a nude beach on your own the first time is tricky. where do you stop and take off your suit? if you stop in mid-stride, you look arrogant. if you wait till you get on your towel, you look chicken. i opted for chicken. but first, i had to get through the str8 … Continue reading
nushonda has us all squirrel hunting. at the beach, we kept gawking at cute guys. he asked if we’d seen the trailer for UP, where the dog’s talking collar interrupts his speech when he gets distracted by a squirrel. kind of a perfect metaphor for us. since that time, we’ve refined some of the taxonomy … Continue reading
