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friday flashback – a week of being slammed!

here’s the thing about blogging about your sex life … sex is inherently not boring (though you can have boring sex) but you still run the risk of writing boringly. brevity IS best, i know. but after the wild night i had last week, i still had all these thoughts. so … while i know … Continue reading »

slammified! part 4 – wrestle me this, batman …

the cute, blondish wrestler boy and i headed for a stall. he was a kisser, which, for some odd reason, made me happy. there’d been no kissing yet, and i guess, even my cold, jaded heart occasionally likes to feel romantic, even in the lube-scented dimness of slammer. we made out for a little while … Continue reading »

slammified! part three – a bumpy night

at this point, i wondered if i was ever going to leave slammer. i’d never had this kind of luck. one hot guy was a rarity, but two? now … three?!? the goateed latino boy grabbed my nipple, and we headed for a stall. he pulled his pants down and his cock was almost triangular … Continue reading »

slammified! part two – slings and arrows

the guy in the sling had to be a porn star. perfect bodies and perfect facial scruff like that are genetically engineered out in secret laboratory bunkers underneath the porn warehouses of chatsworth. it don’t happen naturally. having already turned into top-for-a-day, i decided to stick it to this guy – if he’d let me. … Continue reading »

slammified! part one – talk dirty to me!

wow. i had so much sex at slammer last night, i am splitting it into a few parts. it was a hectic day getting up to la, and all i could think about was, when can i get to slammer? i needed some release. i got there and forgot it was cash only, so had … Continue reading »

slamming the door

so on the way home from la, i drove by my old haunt slammer. i wanted to go in, but as i saw only a few cars (it was 5pm) and i have so littel money, i forewent that route. so. meh. no sexploits today. but tonight … i have a sense something will happen. … Continue reading »

gut instinct

so at slammer, i went into the Not-So-Dark Room, and sucked this really cut black guy’s cock, just because i still need to have sex (all the way anal) sex with a black guy. it was okay, but like so many of these guys – all tweaked on meth. ugh. so i followed the leather … Continue reading »

midget in the black room

so my wingman and i headed to the sex club and while he has the balls to go into the totally dark room, i don’t – i have a need to see and be seen. so i am outside making out with this brazillian guy and the little person (hopefully the PC-ness of the world … Continue reading »

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