so i went to the gym in el cajon (which just sounds bad-asser than the one on balboa) and did some cardio and headed for the sauna and steam room in my speedo. Donkey Dick was there, and given that i’d called him and texted him and head nothing, i didn’t want to seem all … Continue reading
the guy in the sling had to be a porn star. perfect bodies and perfect facial scruff like that are genetically engineered out in secret laboratory bunkers underneath the porn warehouses of chatsworth. it don’t happen naturally. having already turned into top-for-a-day, i decided to stick it to this guy – if he’d let me. … Continue reading
ok. so, casually horny and i go on manhunt. this big guy and i trade emails about erotic wrestling. i’m getting worked up – this would be cool. then he types “email me your cell” i do and then …. nothing. wtf. your cell just went in the canyon? battery died? i’m like w-ev. update: … Continue reading
i love web 2.0. i love that if you log into your email, you can chat with people. i don’t love people saying “hey – who is this?” if you’re on my email chat, chances are we cammed, and if so, i’m not about to start telling you who i am, where i work and … Continue reading
i’m always of two minds about craigslist. one – it sort of rocks. even more anonymous than manhunt or other sites, but that also means you run higher risks. i got this guys picture and he was a red-headed hottie. totally built, rugged good looks, and once i arrived, he seemed totally into me. we … Continue reading
my old Buddy has been MIA for months now. i had my worries about him – he told me once that he could only do anal with “someone he loves.” two weeks after that, he took a Viagra (really? he’s so healthy in all other ways, but he likes the blue pill) and fucked me. … Continue reading
given my penchant for Aussie accents (how great I got to work THAT word into a blog) I’d been flirting with a guy for months online. We finally made time to get together and I could not effing believe it. he tells me he doesn’t have much time, he’s got to get to his agent. … Continue reading
so my wingman and i headed to the sex club and while he has the balls to go into the totally dark room, i don’t – i have a need to see and be seen. so i am outside making out with this brazillian guy and the little person (hopefully the PC-ness of the world … Continue reading
webcam sex for me is a perfectly fun way to combine my voyeuristic and exhibitionist tendencies. so i have a problem with people who claim to have no audio. really? my cam has it, all the computers i’ve seen with a built-in webcam have it, so wtf? i guess you and the 99 other people … Continue reading
a long time fuck bud has me over and i haven’t played with him in months. he’s extremely macho, which turns me on and im getting ready to happily gag myself on his big dick when he says, “i’m going to leave myself a message” and calls his voice mail. i knew he was in … Continue reading
