my trip to alaska sucked in every way. especially sexually. not only did i not get laid AT ALL, those port towns are so bloody boring, there’s no chance of getting laid – despite the proliferation of cool places to do it – on a glacier or on a train or in a 13-person canoe. … Continue reading
i’m off to alaska! i hope there’s a lot of internet avail, because i hope to have lots of igloo-type sexual misadventures. but if not, i will save it up for my return. i’m too busy to even write about my dick trampling experience, so it will have to wait until tomorrow. mush, you huskies! … Continue reading
